Archive for ‘KC Phillips’ Verbal Assault’

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Jun12

What to Expect at Your High-School Graduation

by Kyle Cease on June 12th, 2011 at 12:43 AM
Posted In: KC Phillips' Verbal Assault

It was probably… around four when I arrived. Four fifteen? Something like that, yes. I thought it would be just like any other school event: a few names, some awards, a couple of sappy speeches, and celebratory dinner about an hour later. I was wrong. I was dead wrong. Friday, 4:27 PM This isn’t so bad. I’ve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May10

To the Makers of Banana Guard

by Kyle Cease on May 10th, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Posted In: Other Stuff, Aggressive Complaining, KC Phillips' Verbal Assault, Uncategorized

Dear Banana Guard,     Several weeks ago I was at the grocery store with my family. Like any American trying to be healthy, we purchased a couple bananas — nature’s candy, I’m sure you know. When we got home, we placed the bananas on the table primarily used for eating meals, in a fruit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr13

The Heist

by Kyle Cease on April 13th, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Posted In: KC Phillips' Verbal Assault

Acting quickly, I tossed the small pouch of gems to Steve, who had been standing behind Dr. Hoffman. Her frail, bony body crept menacingly towards him, her Champaign colored hair lifting off of her head as the wind speed in the chamber continued to rise. The walls were made of a thick, heavy metal colored […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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